Have/Have not meme

Grf. Need to get a shower and get moving. Instead, I'll do a meme.

Statements in bold are true:

I've Never Smoked Pot
I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car

I've Never Been To Japan
I've Never Been In A Taxi
I've Never Been In Love
I've Never Had Sex In Public
I've Never Been Dumped
I've Never Done Cocaine
I've Never Shoplifted

I've Never Been Fired Yet
I've Never Been In A Fist Fight
I've Never Had Group Sex
I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
I've Never Been Tied Up
I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone

I've Never Been Arrested
I've Never Made Out With A Stranger
I've Never Stolen Something From My Job
I've Never Celebrated New Year's In Time Square
I've Never Gone On A Blind Date
I've Never Lied To A Friend
I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher

I've Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans (This is on my “to-do” list)
I've Never Been To Europe
I've Never Skipped School
I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker

I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose
I've Never Had Sex At The Office
I've Never Been Married
I've Never Been Divorced

I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
I've Never Posed Nude
I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
I've Never Killed Anyone

I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
I've Never Eaten Sushi
I've Never Been Snowboarding

I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party
I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
I've Never Flashed Anyone
I've Never Met Anyone From Online (I've met lots and lots of people from online – including . 99% have been well worth meeting)

I miss someone right now.
I watch more TV this year than last year.
I love olives.
I love sleeping.
I own a home.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.

I love to play video games.
I have done something illegal.
I have watched porn movies.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the “psycho ex” in a past relationship. (only mildly psycho, and it wore off)
I like my handwriting.
I have acne-free skin.

I curse frequently.
I have changed a lot over the past year.
I have a hobby.
I have been to another country.
I carry a weapon with me everywhere I go.
I have been told that I am very smart.
I have broken a bone.

I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I love rain.
I can be paranoid at times.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I have tried sushi.
I have been to Las Vegas.

I have at least one brother and/or sister.
I was born in a country other than the USA.
I shave my legs.
I have a twin.
I have Caller I.D. on my phone.
I am good at styling other people's hair.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have mood swings.

I think prostitution should be legalized.
I think Britney Spears is pretty.
I have cheated on a significant other.
I have a hidden talent.
I am currently single.
I have kissed someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I love to shop.
I would classify myself as “ghetto.”
I am obsessed with my LJ.
I don't hate anyone.
I am a good dancer.
I am embarrassed to be seen with my mother or father.

I have a cell phone.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
I have been in a real relationship.
I have rejected someone before.
I currently have a crush on someone.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

I have changed a diaper.
I have had the cops called on me.
I bite my nails.
I am allergic to something deadly.
I have a lot to learn.
I have dated someone 10 years (or more) older or younger than me.
I am very shy around the opposite sex.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.

I have been rejected by someone.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
I have avoided work to play with my blog.
I, as a child, learned “the difference between boys and girls” with a neighbor or friend.

I enjoy country music.
I love my friends.
I think that Pizza Hut makes the best pizza.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I am a perfectionist.
I love Michael Jackson – scandals and all.
I have watched the television show “Spongebob Squarepants.”
I have dated a close friend's ex.

I am content as of this moment.
I have gone scuba diving. (not yet, but I want to!)
I have had a crush on somebody I have never met.
I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.
I play a musical instrument.

I strongly dislike math.
I am procrastinating by filling out this list.
I own and use a library card.
I have been to Europe.
I have seen “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy.

I have seen the television show “The O.C.”
I am resentful that I have to grow up.
I like eating Ramen noodles.
I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart.
I consider myself to be a “geek.” (statement was “nerd” – “geek” is much more satisfying)
I am left handed.

I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
I enjoy smoothies.
I have had major surgery. (Tonsillectomy. That's it.)
I have a pet.

I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I own 100 CDs or more.
I am currently in my pajamas. (well, what I wear to bed, anyway)
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” girl/guy. (Used to!)

I will try anything once. (Mostly)
I have tried a drug that is illegal.
I am a cuddler. (Sometimes)
I am a Republican.
I am Catholic.
I am a college student.
I like to cook.
I like to vacuum.

I collect picture frames.
I like Shakespeare.
I like to sing.
I practice a religion that is not considered “mainstream.”
I have counted down the days until the summer.
I have fulfilled someone's dare at a party or gathering.
I am, or was, pigeon-toed.
I have been to an anime convention.
I have a hard time paying attention at school.

I have a car.
I am an only child. (I was raised as an only child)
I work at a job that I enjoy.

I sleep a lot during the day. (Given the chance, that is)
I like the taste of blood.
I have swum in the ocean.
I know how to shoot a gun.
I like being the center of attention.
I am currently pregnant.
I have watched “Sex and the City.”
I am married.

I want to get (re-)married.
I have all my grandparents; none of them have died.
I am a huge fan of lists.
I have had my hair cut within the last week.
I enjoy jazz music.
I am a “morning person.” (HAHAHAHA! Um, no.)
I currently regret something that I have done.
I'm a virgin.
I think long strings of html code look cool.

I do not believe people are inherently good or evil; rather, they are inherently lazy.
I read books for pleasure.
I love learning foreign languages.
I believe that life is not worth living unless you have friends to share your experiences with.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

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